OKAY BUT FORREAL THO WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY MOM BOUGHT ME THIS DVD ABOUT DISNEY PRINCESSES AND IT STARTED WITH A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A BRACELET AND EACH GEM REPRESENTED A PRINCESS STORY AND THE ARIEL ONE HAD GABRIELLA AND JASMINE WENT TO A PALACE AND A KID FLIPPED A SHIT BC THERE WAS A SPEC IN HIS MILK ANYONE FEEL ME RIGHT NOW ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF THIS GEM


proctalgia:

californians

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed


4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them


spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong


There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
- My First Name Ain’t Baby: ‘Hey Baby’ and Street Harassment (via official-mens-frights-activist)

coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c


breakfastburritoe:

I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast


lady-dixon:

Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.

I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.

Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????